In France they say it's lucky

I'll try not to accidentally delete it this time...

Today whilst I was walking down the street a helicopter was flying nearby. I couldn't tell if it was the air ambulance or maybe a police helicopter.

As it flew overhead I noticed that my body tensed up and I was bracing myself for something. I was bracing myself just in case as it went over me it did a big poo. As if it were a giant seagull and I was at risk from droppings.