Thursday, 2 June 2011

MAGAZINE Perfect - 2

I'm on the second rung of becoming one of those people in magazines that remind you what a failure you are.

That's right. Brushing my hair every day before I leave the house. Oh yeah. Smell the competency, bitches.

Like I said, I'm on the second rung. It just happens to be an extremely long ladder.

Other things which I'm keeping on track include using getting out of bed before 7am, and not absent-mindedly picking an escape pod in my scalp with bloody fingernails whilst watching TV.

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